For a month that ends early, February covered a lot of ground. Royal headlines, cultural goodbyes, Olympic debates, AI-stuffed Super Bowl ads, and a Disney cruise I'll never go on.
Algorithm & Blues
After months of meticulous writing, editing, and studying, I went viral for lip-syncing with my kid instead, even though I was nowhere near "camera-ready". I have so many questions.
American Grandstand
Who decided the halftime show needed to solve America's problems in 13 minutes? I can't even wash my hair that fast.
Rock of Ages
Too much skin, not enough Skynyrd.
SNAFU: Situation Normal, All F*ked Up
Once upon a time, we lived the simple life, and I thought that was just...how life would stay.
Sleep Is For the Weak
'Up All Night, Sleep All Day' - not just a song by Slaughter, but possibly the working title of my next autobiography, sadly without the fun or salacious bits.
Crossroads
Two movies this week posed the same question in very different ways: what do you choose when neither option is better?
Groundhog Day
The day never really changes, but you do.
A Long December
This was harder to write than I expected.
Ho Phase
Ho Phase: how I stay festive without losing my sense of reality. That’s it. That’s the whole thing.