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Some kids dreamed about prom. I dreamed of escape.

This is how you end up in a dumpster over a coffee maker.

The paradox of cinema: we escape reality to better understand it.

I spent decades convinced I was "born to be fat". I wasn't.

Marvel wants your attention again. The question is: does it still deserve it?

Silence protects the wrong people.

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Happily ever after is a lot weirder than you'd think.

They said no. I said bet.

The paradox of cinema: we escape reality to better understand it.

I spent decades convinced I was "born to be fat". I wasn't.

I lost the weight, but kept the mindset.

Marvel wants your attention again. The question is: does it still deserve it?