The Best Thing I Never Got
That "no" shredded me inside, but it also ended up rerouting my entire life, which...feels a little rude in hindsight, but I'm not mad about it. (Not anymore, anyway.)
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It’s the End of the Month as We Know It
For a month that ends early, February covered a lot of ground. Royal headlines, cultural goodbyes, Olympic debates, AI-stuffed Super Bowl ads, and a Disney cruise I'll never go on.
Algorithm & Blues
After months of writing, editing, and strategizing, the internet decided it preferred me lip-syncing with my kid instead. I have questions.
American Grandstand
Who decided the halftime show needed to solve America's problems in 13 minutes? I can't even wash my hair that fast.
Rock of Ages
Too much skin, not enough Skynyrd.